Throughout my adult life, I have had no rest in self-generating capital for my various escapades. As I am now halfway through my twenty-sixth year, I feel compelled to share a period of deep reflection with the public. The following stories are an attempt to highlight how I fund my artist lifestyle by sharing uncensored details from my working-class life in America.

Precise locations and names of all entities involved have been altered for protection of privacy. All parties are to remain anonymous. These events took place between 2014-2024.

A tree grows to it’s environment, no matter how unorthodox. The expectation of order in an ideal system is wishful thinking.

Full disclosure: This blog was originally intended to be a collection of short stories. I have never written a blog outside of college before, and I certainly have a lot to learn. Feedback is encouraged, come join me on my quest in pursuit of the American dream!